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Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids!
Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids!

It doesn’t take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

Dogs cannot lie.

Dogs never resist nap time.

You don’t need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

Dogs don’t pester you about getting a kid.

Dogs don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

Average cost of sending a dog to school: $75.

Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000.

Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.

Interviews & Bits

gina

Gina Wants You to Laugh More

Kids laugh WAY more than adults. Why? How do we laugh more? Life coach Gina tells us.

Tim McGraw

Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull

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Is it okay to wear underwear more than one day?

Scientists say yes! Melissa says YUCK

cell phone

Nitwit News Monday- Thieves butt-dial their victim

If you’re going to rob someone, you may want to lock your smartphones’ keypad

clown nitwit

Weird Fears and Phobias

People have some strange fears, including balloons, worms, cotton balls and unfinished wooden benches!