1. How about “never”? Is “never” good enough for you?
2. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
3. I see you’ve set aside special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap.
5. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
6. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
7. What am I… flypaper for freaks?!
8. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
9. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
10. I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
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