Holstein and Company Mornings

Stuff You Wish You Could Say at Work but Can’t!
Stuff You Wish You Could Say at Work but Can’t!

1. How about “never”? Is “never” good enough for you?

2. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

3. I see you’ve set aside special time to humiliate yourself in public.

4. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap.

5. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

6. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

7. What am I… flypaper for freaks?!

8. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

9. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

10. I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Tell us below which is your favorite!

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!