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Signs you’re at a bad fast food joint
Signs you’re at a bad fast food joint

There are a just a few places I go to enjoy a burger because I know they taste good and I know I won’t have any of these problems.

  • Your double-cheeseburger has a long, thin tail.
  • The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
  • Sign out front reads, “No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can’t get a job here.”
  • The manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it’s okay.
  • You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.

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