Holstein and Company Mornings

Signs you’re at a bad fast food joint
Signs you’re at a bad fast food joint

There are a just a few places I go to enjoy a burger because I know they taste good and I know I won’t have any of these problems.

  • Your double-cheeseburger has a long, thin tail.
  • The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
  • Sign out front reads, “No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can’t get a job here.”
  • The manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it’s okay.
  • You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse