There are a just a few places I go to enjoy a burger because I know they taste good and I know I won’t have any of these problems.
- Your double-cheeseburger has a long, thin tail.
- The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.
- Sign out front reads, “No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can’t get a job here.”
- The manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it’s okay.
- You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.