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Volunt-ears with Mickey Mouse at Disney Store

Monday, August 19, 201308/19/2013

Duh – why didn’t I think of this

A great way to keep track of your kids at Disney.

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Friday, August 16, 201308/16/2013

Nitwit News – August 16

In Nitwit News

An Indiana man (Pike County) was arrested Thursday while trying to bail his friend out of jail. A state trooper…

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Thursday, August 15, 201308/15/2013

Nitwit News – August 15

In Nitwit News

A couple of thieves in England faced off against police for five hours. Patrol officers noticed the nighttime break-in at…

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Wednesday, August 14, 201308/14/2013

Nitwit News – August 14

In Nitwit News

A chain smoking turtle in China is addicted to cigarettes and he currently goes through 10 a day. The owner…

nitwit criminal thief

Tuesday, August 13, 201308/13/2013

Nitwit News – August 13

In Nitwit News

A promotional stunt went awry Friday in Seoul, South Korea, where LG Electronics promised to give away 100 advance models…

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Monday, August 12, 201308/12/2013

Nitwit News – August 12

In Nitwit News

A Russian man tired of credit-card offers turned the tables on the country’s biggest online bank by drawing up his…

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Friday, August 9, 201308/09/2013

Nitwit News – August 9

In Nitwit News

A Houston man came within one strike of a perfect game but as his ball was approaching the pins the…

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Thursday, August 8, 201308/08/2013

Nitwit News – August 8

In Nitwit News

Matthew Oliver was named the “Fugitive of the Day” by the Pasco County, Florida, Sheriff’s Office; there was a warrant…

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Wednesday, August 7, 201308/07/2013

Nitwit News – August 7

In Nitwit News

Four guys in Newport Beach, California, were hauled off to jail for suspicion of stealing a sandwich from a parked…

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Tuesday, August 6, 201308/06/2013

Nitwit News – August 6

In Nitwit News

An Orange County, California, sheriff’s deputy was arraigned Monday for misdemeanor assault, stemming from a bad case of tainted pizza.…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.