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smackdown

Tuesday, August 27, 201308/27/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – August 27

Today’s chosen category was “Leave It To Black-and-White TV”. Both Melissa and our contestant got 2 out of 3 right.…

nitwit criminal thief

Tuesday, August 27, 201308/27/2013

Nitwit News – August 27

In Nitwit News

We all know at least one person who would show up late to their own funeral. The well-known saying is…

Judge-Judy

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

And the highest paid TV celeb is…

Judge Judy’s advice is priceless.

football

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

25 best college football names of 2013

USA Today found the best names in college football. These aren’t nicknames! 1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR) T-2. Wave…

ben-affleck

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

Ben Affleck is the new Batman

Think he’ll be good or bad?

clown

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

Nitwit News – August 23

In Nitwit News

Arizona anti-alcohol cops pounced on a dad at a Cardinals NFL preseason game after he had his 15-year-old son hold…

blowdart

Thursday, August 22, 201308/22/2013

Blowdart attacks on U of I campus

One victim’s account was posted online with photos; the dart is huge and the wound is incredible!

photo 3

Thursday, August 22, 201308/22/2013

Andy’s Banana Dog PB&J Sandwich

Here’s how Andy spices up a PBJ, and his kids love it!

oreo

Wednesday, August 21, 201308/21/2013

Double Stuf Oreos a scam?

Didn’t everyone learn from Subway when their “footlong” sub measured 11 inches? Some high school students in a math class…

clown

Tuesday, August 20, 201308/20/2013

Nitwit News – August 20

In Nitwit News

John Anderson, administrator of Derry, New Hampshire, will be charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure and lewdness after allegedly inviting a…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.