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clown

Thursday, August 29, 201308/29/2013

Nitwit News – August 29

In Nitwit News

New York police say 21-year-old Joel Donaldson allegedly punched a woman Tuesday afternoon and tried to run off with her…

nitwit criminal thief

Wednesday, August 28, 201308/28/2013

Nitwit News – August 28

In Nitwit News

After her bike was stolen a Canadian woman pulled the same trick a Washington D.C. guy did last year. She…

smackdown

Wednesday, August 28, 201308/28/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – August 28

Contestant Tiffany chose the category “That’s What She Said” (movie quotes). 1. “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas…

coffee

Wednesday, August 28, 201308/28/2013

Which coffee is best?

Are store brand products as good as name-brand?

phyllis wise

Tuesday, August 27, 201308/27/2013

U of I Makes ‘Welcome’ Video That’s Funny

Apparently the 2013-2014 school year is about loosening up — a bit. This “welcome back” video shows the U of I’s softer, funnier side.

smackdown

Tuesday, August 27, 201308/27/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – August 27

Today’s chosen category was “Leave It To Black-and-White TV”. Both Melissa and our contestant got 2 out of 3 right.…

nitwit criminal thief

Tuesday, August 27, 201308/27/2013

Nitwit News – August 27

In Nitwit News

We all know at least one person who would show up late to their own funeral. The well-known saying is…

Judge-Judy

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

And the highest paid TV celeb is…

Judge Judy’s advice is priceless.

football

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

25 best college football names of 2013

USA Today found the best names in college football. These aren’t nicknames! 1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR) T-2. Wave…

ben-affleck

Friday, August 23, 201308/23/2013

Ben Affleck is the new Batman

Think he’ll be good or bad?

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.