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Monday, September 23, 201309/23/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 23

Dawna from Ridge Farm chose category “Single Word Titles.” 1. A Showtime drama about a serial killer who kills killers.…

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Monday, September 23, 201309/23/2013

Nitwit News – September 23

In Nitwit News

A man became stuck in tar while working in a large tank at a Jacksonville, Florida, asphalt plant Friday, requiring…

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Friday, September 20, 201309/20/2013

Nitwit News – September 20

In Nitwit News

In China, a 13-year-old girl dressed up as a flight attendant and spent two months in an airport before she…

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Thursday, September 19, 201309/19/2013

Nitwit News – September 19

In Nitwit News

A bank customer who spotted a man with a concealed weapon inside a bank in Glastonbury, Connecticut, thought he was…

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Wednesday, September 18, 201309/18/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 18

Cody from Monticello chose the category “Single Word Titles” 1. A mobster movie starring Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, and…

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Wednesday, September 18, 201309/18/2013

Nitwit News – September 18

In Nitwit News

After a runner taking a selfie caused a pile-up at this year’s Hong Kong Marathon, the marathon’s organizers aren’t taking…

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Tuesday, September 17, 201309/17/2013

Nitwit News – September 17

In Nitwit News

An Italy-based businessman (Pourmohseni Hadi) complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his $160,000 2008 BMW M6. BMW…

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Monday, September 16, 201309/16/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 16

Kevin from Westville chose the category “I Ain’t Got No Money”. (Stars who filed for bankruptcy.) 1. He starred in…

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Monday, September 16, 201309/16/2013

Nitwit News – September 16

In Nitwit News

A police warning has been released because a clown has been scaring the residents of Northampton, England. A man has…

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Friday, September 13, 201309/13/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 13

Michelle from Arthur chose the category “Let’s Go Carol-ing.” 1. The mom on The Brady Bunch. 2. This carol tells…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.