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Thursday, September 12, 201309/12/2013

What’s the weirdest thing stolen from you?

A guy had a 150 pound watermelon stolen from his garden.

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Wednesday, September 11, 201309/11/2013

Nitwit News – September 11

In Nitwit News

Baltimore police have released tapes of two 911 calls a man made August 26. On the tapes the voice on…

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Wednesday, September 11, 201309/11/2013

What are you afraid of?

Everyone is scared of something. What are you afraid of? Oprah’s fear is balloons: “I don’t like balloons, and for…

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Wednesday, September 11, 201309/11/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 11

Brad from Danville chose the category “Do You Know This Game Show’. 1. A game show that shows a phrase…

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Wednesday, September 11, 201309/11/2013

“Amnesia Guy” thinks wife is hot

What would your spouse say if they woke up from a coma and saw you “for the first time?”

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Tuesday, September 10, 201309/10/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 10

Today’s contestant chose the category “Three Harrys”. 1. Clint Eastwood played this tough San Francisco detective in five films. 2.…

Screening of NBC's 'The Voice' Season 4 at TCL Chinese Theatre

Tuesday, September 10, 201309/10/2013

Entertainer of the Year Nominees

Who do you think will win?

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Tuesday, September 10, 201309/10/2013

Nitwit News – September 10

In Nitwit News

A man with the world’s longest tongue is set to retain his record after it kept growing. Stephen Taylor’s tongue…

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Monday, September 9, 201309/09/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – September 9

Janelle from Tolono chose category “The Color of Movies”. 1. A submarine film starring Alec Baldwin and Sean Connery. 2.…

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Monday, September 9, 201309/09/2013

Nitwit News – September 9

In Nitwit News

A trio of men were completely unsuccessful in their attempt to rob a man a Michigan (Flint) man. One of…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.