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Tuesday, October 22, 201310/22/2013

Nitwit News – October 22

In Nitwit News

Police in Flint, Michigan, were called to a liquor store for two men who had stolen two cases of beer…

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Tuesday, October 22, 201310/22/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – October 22

Michelle from Tolono chose the category “Short Celebrity Marriages”. Who were these celebs married to? Michlle got 0 out of…

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Monday, October 21, 201310/21/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – October 21

Monday’s category was “Like a Fox” – people named Fox. 1. There were rumors this guy was dating Tom Cruise’s…

Saturday, October 19, 201310/19/2013

Selfie of the Year

Teacher is having contractions in class…

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Friday, October 18, 201310/18/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – 18

Melissa got smacked down on Friday’s show. The category was “Character Catchphrases”. 1. “D’OH!” 2. “How you doin?” 3. “What’chu…

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Thursday, October 17, 201310/17/2013

NFL Pink campaign not so green

Very little going toward breast cancer research

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Thursday, October 17, 201310/17/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – October 17

Today’s category: “Twin Spin” – Celebrities with twins.Jenna from Georgetown got 0 out of 3. 1. He was a 24…

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Thursday, October 17, 201310/17/2013

Nitwit News – October 17

In Nitwit News

A candy thieving mom abandoned her 1-year-old son after she and two other men were caught stealing almost $300 worth…

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Wednesday, October 16, 201310/16/2013

Showbiz Smackdown – October 16

Wednesday’s category: “My Name is Bill” – people named Bill. 1. He was a Ghostbuster. 2. He fought a twister…

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Wednesday, October 16, 201310/16/2013

Nitwit News – October 16

In Nitwit News

When police arrived at Aisha Clark’s Florida apartment, they asked if she knew why they were there. She allegedly laughed,…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.