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Thursday, March 6, 201403/06/2014

Nitwit News – March 6

In Nitwit News

A 51-year-old man walked into a Kansas restaurant (Carniceria el Guero) Monday night shortly after 8 p.m. and just started…

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Thursday, March 6, 201403/06/2014

Veterans lead Ho Co’s “Good News”

Two soldiers doing great things.

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Wednesday, March 5, 201403/05/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 5

Josh from Villa Grove got 0 out of 3 in the category Ready for Take-off. • Non-Stop is the #1…

Wednesday, March 5, 201403/05/2014

Former Illini Photo from Space

UI grad Mike Hopkins has a job with NASA. He is currently a Flight Engineer on a Soyuz mission. Tuesday…

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Na-cations

It’s easy to pack for a naked vacation. But what are the downsides?

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Best. Classified Ad. Ever.

This will make all but two people smile today.

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 4

Harold from Danville chose Classic Sitcom Catchprases. He got #2 right. • “How you doin’?!” (Friends) • “Bang! Zoom! Straight…

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Your morning workout

It’ll only take a minute and a half, but your heart and bond with your child will become must stronger.

A Conversation with John Travolta at The Theatre Royal

Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

What would John Travolta call you?

A name generator screws up your name like he did at the Oscars.

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

We Found An Essay in our Parking Lot

A kid has some good points about basketball – Illini, listen up!

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!