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bacon

Thursday, March 13, 201403/13/2014

Bacon Fries!

Two of the greatest things on Earth!

hearts

Thursday, March 13, 201403/13/2014

To My Future Wife

A college student named Brett wrote a letter to his future, unknown wife. This is one to share with your daughter.

grave

Wednesday, March 12, 201403/12/2014

Funny Obit

Walter George Bruhl Jr. wrote his own obit. It’s pretty funny

nitwit criminal thief

Wednesday, March 12, 201403/12/2014

Nitwit News – March 12

In Nitwit News

A groom on his honeymoon got into a drunken argument with his bride aboard a flight from Atlanta to Costa…

smackdown

Wednesday, March 12, 201403/12/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 12

Today’s category was Trilogies. We named the actors, Corey had to name the movie trilogy. He got 0 out of…

smackdown

Tuesday, March 11, 201403/11/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 11

The category: Nashville Nuggets. Our contestant got 0 out of 3. • They will cohost the ACM Awards in April.…

MOO TUBE Mootube

Tuesday, March 11, 201403/11/2014

Watch These Videos!

What started as a heartwarming prank has gotten crazy!

nitwit criminal thief

Tuesday, March 11, 201403/11/2014

Nitwit News – March 11

In Nitwit News

Two Sacramento, California, drivers were stung by bees hundreds of times after one car collided with a tree and angered…

clown

Monday, March 10, 201403/10/2014

Nitwit News – March 10

In Nitwit News

Security video cameras captured a man robbing a thrift store in Australia. The man was wearing nothing but a G-string.…

smackdown

Monday, March 10, 201403/10/2014

Showbiz Smackown – March 10

John from Tolono chose the category Trilogies. We named the actors, John had to name the movie trilogy. He got…

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.