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Thursday, March 6, 201403/06/2014

Nitwit News – March 6

In Nitwit News

A 51-year-old man walked into a Kansas restaurant (Carniceria el Guero) Monday night shortly after 8 p.m. and just started…

veteran

Thursday, March 6, 201403/06/2014

Veterans lead Ho Co’s “Good News”

Two soldiers doing great things.

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Wednesday, March 5, 201403/05/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 5

Josh from Villa Grove got 0 out of 3 in the category Ready for Take-off. • Non-Stop is the #1…

Wednesday, March 5, 201403/05/2014

Former Illini Photo from Space

UI grad Mike Hopkins has a job with NASA. He is currently a Flight Engineer on a Soyuz mission. Tuesday…

nude

Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Na-cations

It’s easy to pack for a naked vacation. But what are the downsides?

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Best. Classified Ad. Ever.

This will make all but two people smile today.

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Showbiz Smackdown – March 4

Harold from Danville chose Classic Sitcom Catchprases. He got #2 right. • “How you doin’?!” (Friends) • “Bang! Zoom! Straight…

weight workout

Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

Your morning workout

It’ll only take a minute and a half, but your heart and bond with your child will become must stronger.

A Conversation with John Travolta at The Theatre Royal

Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

What would John Travolta call you?

A name generator screws up your name like he did at the Oscars.

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Tuesday, March 4, 201403/04/2014

We Found An Essay in our Parking Lot

A kid has some good points about basketball – Illini, listen up!

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

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Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.