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Nitwit News – September 9
Nitwit News – September 9

A trio of men were completely unsuccessful in their attempt to rob a man a Michigan (Flint) man. One of the suspects threatened the man with a knife and demanded money while another hit the victim in the head. The man gave them $2. Then they made him go to an ATM to withdraw some cash. The amount in the bank account: $0.00.

A panda-shaped hot air balloon landed in a neighborhood in Del Sur, California, on Saturday evening. It’s the second time in less than three months that the same panda-shaped hot air balloon has gone down in a neighborhood.

A man who robbed a Nashville market over a decade ago just dropped off an apology letter and paid back the stolen money. In the letter the man claimed to be a drug addict who robbed the store of beer and $300 11 years ago. He wrote: “I do not use drugs anymore, and I feel I must make amends to the people I have hurt in the past.” Enclosed in the letter was $400.

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard