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Nitwit News – September 9
Nitwit News – September 9

A trio of men were completely unsuccessful in their attempt to rob a man a Michigan (Flint) man. One of the suspects threatened the man with a knife and demanded money while another hit the victim in the head. The man gave them $2. Then they made him go to an ATM to withdraw some cash. The amount in the bank account: $0.00.

A panda-shaped hot air balloon landed in a neighborhood in Del Sur, California, on Saturday evening. It’s the second time in less than three months that the same panda-shaped hot air balloon has gone down in a neighborhood.

A man who robbed a Nashville market over a decade ago just dropped off an apology letter and paid back the stolen money. In the letter the man claimed to be a drug addict who robbed the store of beer and $300 11 years ago. He wrote: “I do not use drugs anymore, and I feel I must make amends to the people I have hurt in the past.” Enclosed in the letter was $400.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!