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Nitwit News – September 6
Nitwit News – September 6

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A woman in Romania is charged with going after her husband during a heated argument. Police say she chased him through their house with an axe, swung it at him and missed, shattering a glass door. She’s also accused of bashing his car, then struggling with police.

A man who stepped out of a bank in Florida looked suspicious to passersby. Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants. Sure enough, the bank had just been robbed and the thief had stuffed the loot down his pants. Included with the bills was a dye pack, which exploded shortly after he went out the door. When police stopped the robber his crotch was still smoldering and his hands were dyed bright red.

Police in Poland want to talk to a man who farted loudly when asked by his boss for ideas. After passing gas — during a staff meeting — he knocked over some filing cabinets, tipped over a desk, then fled.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.