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Nitwit News – September 6
Nitwit News – September 6

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A woman in Romania is charged with going after her husband during a heated argument. Police say she chased him through their house with an axe, swung it at him and missed, shattering a glass door. She’s also accused of bashing his car, then struggling with police.

A man who stepped out of a bank in Florida looked suspicious to passersby. Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants. Sure enough, the bank had just been robbed and the thief had stuffed the loot down his pants. Included with the bills was a dye pack, which exploded shortly after he went out the door. When police stopped the robber his crotch was still smoldering and his hands were dyed bright red.

Police in Poland want to talk to a man who farted loudly when asked by his boss for ideas. After passing gas — during a staff meeting — he knocked over some filing cabinets, tipped over a desk, then fled.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

bear_display

Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!