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A woman in Romania is charged with going after her husband during a heated argument. Police say she chased him through their house with an axe, swung it at him and missed, shattering a glass door. She’s also accused of bashing his car, then struggling with police.
A man who stepped out of a bank in Florida looked suspicious to passersby. Witnesses said they could see smoke coming out of his pants. Sure enough, the bank had just been robbed and the thief had stuffed the loot down his pants. Included with the bills was a dye pack, which exploded shortly after he went out the door. When police stopped the robber his crotch was still smoldering and his hands were dyed bright red.
Police in Poland want to talk to a man who farted loudly when asked by his boss for ideas. After passing gas — during a staff meeting — he knocked over some filing cabinets, tipped over a desk, then fled.