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Nitwit News – September 5
Nitwit News – September 5

A Scottish couple said they spent $1.56 on their wedding, which involved a volunteer minister and a pot luck reception. Georgina and Sid said the buck-and-a-half they spent on the bride’s second-hand dress was the only money they spent on their recent wedding. They held the wedding on their property with a volunteer minister and guests were asked to bring food for a picnic reception in the barn behind their home. Georgina’s aunt baked the three-tier wedding cake free of charge and her father, Harry, entertained the guests with his saxophone.

Florida police (St. Lucie County) defeated two suspects in a game of crack-pipe hide-and-seek. When Oliver Johnson submitted to a security X-ray, cops spotted a crack pipe in his stomach. In another part of Florida (Vero Beach) jail authorities conducting a cavity search on drug suspect Amanda Goss found a crack pipe in, ahem, her lower frontal orifice.

Clive Saleman received a letter at his home in Oakura, New Zealand. It was addressed to “the occupier” of a nearby streetlight. The letter threatened that power could be shut off, which at first worried Saleman — till he realized the letter wasn’t sent to him and it was from a different power company. The company that provides power to the streetlight later admitted it was an “automated administrative” error. Yeah, the letter was supposed to be sent to the nearby ‘Yield’ sign.

Interviews & Bits

Tim McGraw

Are Tim and Faith divorcing?

One website says there are clues that the two are finished! Holstein and Company is calling bull

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Is it okay to wear underwear more than one day?

Scientists say yes! Melissa says YUCK

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Nitwit News Monday- Thieves butt-dial their victim

If you’re going to rob someone, you may want to lock your smartphones’ keypad

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Weird Fears and Phobias

People have some strange fears, including balloons, worms, cotton balls and unfinished wooden benches!

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Waffle loves American Sniper

He liked The Imitation Game and says Paddington was better than he thought it would be