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Nitwit News – September 4
Nitwit News – September 4

Smugglers in Kazakhstan built a 1,600-foot pipeline under the River Chu to deliver vodka to neighboring Kyrgyzstan.

A couple in their mid-60s thought some ‘mean kid’ in their St. Augustine, Florida, neighborhood had been playing pranks on them after they found weeds, trash, fruit, rocks and other items in their mailbox over the past year. Then they were finding profane notes left in their yard. After installing a video surveillance system, the couple identified the ‘mean kid’ as the 29-year-old son of a neighbor. When cops asked him to explain Beau James Baker told them he thought the elderly couple “lived boring lives.”

A chimp named Brent who paints with his tongue has won $10,000 in an art competition. The contest — open only to chimps — was sponsored by the U.S. Humane Society. The chimp champ will donate his award to his home, a Louisiana great-apes shelter.

A woman told police in Flint, Michigan, recent problems with a neighbor started after he came by and asked if he could mow her lawn. She declined his offer but she said he decided to do the lawn anyway without her permission a couple days later. She went and talked to the man’s girlfriend and asked that he not do her lawn anymore. Then in some odd retaliatory move, she said he dumped dry concrete in her driveway and then onto her lawn.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

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Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.

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Garth Brooks Will Talk to Andy Roberts!

Andy Roberts will be the first to know where Garth Brooks’ world tour kicks off!