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Nitwit News – September 3
Nitwit News – September 3

A British woman said she will wait about eight years until her pet chicken dies to retrieve a diamond earring swallowed by the bird. Claire Lennon said Sarah the chicken snatched the earring while perching on her shoulder and veterinarians determined the ring was trapped in the chicken’s stomach and could only be removed with a potentially fatal surgery. Lennon says she’ll wait until Sarah dies.

In Ohio, Rodney Watkins was arrested Saturday during a traffic stop. Police (in Golf Manor) say that Watkins’ first mistake was showing officers false ID. The ID from Illinois had the name Carlos Williams on it. Watkins’ other mistake was lighting a crack pipe while in custody.

A University of Arkansas student was carted off in a stretcher after his weapon malfunctioned. It happened Saturday at Razorback Stadium when the student’s T-shirt air gun misfired. Fans across the stadium heard a loud boom and saw the student immediately fall to the ground.

A 10-year-old from Wasilla, Alaska, won $2,000 for his winning entry at the Alaska State Fair’s Giant Cabbage Weigh-Off. The 92-pound head of cabbage weighed 92 pounds. The 10-year-old said he named the cabbage “Bob”.

Interviews & Bits

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How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

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We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

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Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

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Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

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Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

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Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?