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Nitwit News – September 26
Nitwit News – September 26

U.S. Department of Homeland Security said Border Patrol agents discovered a man swimming off the coast of California with 52½ pounds of marijuana. The 55-year-old man was discovered floating on a duffle bag about 600 yards offshore. The man told agents he was a Mexican national. The marijuana is worth an estimated $23,594.

An Alaskan airport had to close an aircraft access route because several people blindly obeyed the navigation orders of their inaccurate Apple Maps app. In the past three weeks, two motorists drove along the taxiway and then across a runway at the Fairbanks International airport.

A Houston woman was charged with “online impersonation” after she became so enraged over her ex’s new relationship that she published a Craigslist ad saying the new girlfriend would perform sexual acts on Craigslisters if they came to her house. The cops found out about the the ad when the new girlfriend called police to tell them that strange men kept showing up at her house soliciting sex and she didn’t know why.

Interviews & Bits

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Life Coach Gina Talks Kid Leashes

Is it okay to put your child on a leash? Gina has some thoughts.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Draft Day, Rio 2

Willie Waffle gives us the reviews on Draft Day, Rio 2 and Oculus.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Officer of the Year

Sgt. Bruce visits Holstein & Co. and brings with him the Champaign Police Officer of the Year.

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Gina Answers a Listener Email

How do you know when it’s time to get married?

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Gina Share the Two Words You Need to Stop Saying to Your Kids

There are two words you need to stop saying to your kids. Life coach Gina tells us.

PODCAST pod

Is the 5 Second Rule For Real?

A new British study claims the 5 second rule is the real deal. Drop food on the floor? If you…

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce Has Jury Duty

Sgt. Bruce calls Holstein & Co. before heading off to jury duty.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews the 300 Sequel

Did we need a sequel to 300? Hear Willie’s review.