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Nitwit News – September 26
Nitwit News – September 26

U.S. Department of Homeland Security said Border Patrol agents discovered a man swimming off the coast of California with 52½ pounds of marijuana. The 55-year-old man was discovered floating on a duffle bag about 600 yards offshore. The man told agents he was a Mexican national. The marijuana is worth an estimated $23,594.

An Alaskan airport had to close an aircraft access route because several people blindly obeyed the navigation orders of their inaccurate Apple Maps app. In the past three weeks, two motorists drove along the taxiway and then across a runway at the Fairbanks International airport.

A Houston woman was charged with “online impersonation” after she became so enraged over her ex’s new relationship that she published a Craigslist ad saying the new girlfriend would perform sexual acts on Craigslisters if they came to her house. The cops found out about the the ad when the new girlfriend called police to tell them that strange men kept showing up at her house soliciting sex and she didn’t know why.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

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Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.

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Garth Brooks Will Talk to Andy Roberts!

Andy Roberts will be the first to know where Garth Brooks’ world tour kicks off!