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Nitwit News – September 24
Nitwit News – September 24

Here’s one way you shouldn’t pay your water bill. In Florida, employees at the Deltona Water office were evacuated Monday morning after a customer handed a cashier an envelope with a white powder in it. The Sheriff’s Office and a couple of HAZMAT teams responded. The powder was tested and it was crack cocaine.

370 passengers were stranded in Australia Sunday night after a snake was found on a Qantas plane at Sydney airport. The 8-inch Mandarin rat snake was found by cabin crew in the Boeing 747 plane before passengers boarded on Sunday. This species of snake is commonly found in Asia. Adults can grow to more than four feet long. It’s not clear how the snake got on the flight from Singapore, but it’s harmless and poses no threat to humans. Instead of arriving in Tokyo, as scheduled, the stranded passengers spent the night in hotels in Sydney. A replacement flight left for Tokyo on Monday morning.

A 65-year-old University of Florida professor who used a camera pen to secretly film under the clothing of two students explained to police that he was attempting to gather evidence that one of the women “was not wearing undergarments,” which he thought was “inappropriate.”

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression