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Nitwit News – September 20
Nitwit News – September 20

In China, a 13-year-old girl dressed up as a flight attendant and spent two months in an airport before she was spotted by security. Officers have twice escorted her from the airport to a children’s welfare center in Guangzhou, but she keeps returning. This time she told police, “I am truly in love with the sky. Let me go to the airport.”

In the UK, dozens of commuters waiting on a train station platform watched in disbelief as a cow walked past on the tracks. Trains in both directions had to be halted for two hours after the cow suddenly appeared on the line (in Somerset).

A video of a priest telling off wedding photographers has gone viral. In the video, the photographers are going about their business, snapping away at the couple from behind the alter, when the minister suddenly decides to turn around and ask them in no uncertain terms to go away. The guests seem confused, the couple seems horrified and the photographers are probably embarrassed and possibly angry.

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