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Nitwit News – September 20
Nitwit News – September 20

In China, a 13-year-old girl dressed up as a flight attendant and spent two months in an airport before she was spotted by security. Officers have twice escorted her from the airport to a children’s welfare center in Guangzhou, but she keeps returning. This time she told police, “I am truly in love with the sky. Let me go to the airport.”

In the UK, dozens of commuters waiting on a train station platform watched in disbelief as a cow walked past on the tracks. Trains in both directions had to be halted for two hours after the cow suddenly appeared on the line (in Somerset).

A video of a priest telling off wedding photographers has gone viral. In the video, the photographers are going about their business, snapping away at the couple from behind the alter, when the minister suddenly decides to turn around and ask them in no uncertain terms to go away. The guests seem confused, the couple seems horrified and the photographers are probably embarrassed and possibly angry.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!