Holstein and Company Mornings

Nitwit News – September 20
Nitwit News – September 20

In China, a 13-year-old girl dressed up as a flight attendant and spent two months in an airport before she was spotted by security. Officers have twice escorted her from the airport to a children’s welfare center in Guangzhou, but she keeps returning. This time she told police, “I am truly in love with the sky. Let me go to the airport.”

In the UK, dozens of commuters waiting on a train station platform watched in disbelief as a cow walked past on the tracks. Trains in both directions had to be halted for two hours after the cow suddenly appeared on the line (in Somerset).

A video of a priest telling off wedding photographers has gone viral. In the video, the photographers are going about their business, snapping away at the couple from behind the alter, when the minister suddenly decides to turn around and ask them in no uncertain terms to go away. The guests seem confused, the couple seems horrified and the photographers are probably embarrassed and possibly angry.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

gina

Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.

artist of the decade 070409

Garth Brooks Will Talk to Andy Roberts!

Andy Roberts will be the first to know where Garth Brooks’ world tour kicks off!