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Nitwit News – September 17
Nitwit News – September 17

An Italy-based businessman (Pourmohseni Hadi) complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his $160,000 2008 BMW M6. BMW Italy jerked him around and gave him no fix, so he smashed his car with an axe and a sledgehammer in protest. The man took his poorly-running M6 to the Frankfurt Motor Show — the biggest auto show in Germany — and smashed it up with his friend. Check out the video:

A grandmother in England was sent a gun intended for a police station through the mail after an address mix-up. She had been expecting a dog collar in the mail; instead she opened her package to find a gun. The grandmother called the nearby police station and officers came to pick it up.

Monday morning commuters traveling down a busy road in China drove into a very peculiar traffic hazard: a bunch of women’s underwear. One witness said it looked as if it rained lingerie all over the road. Hundreds of sets of women’s underwear covered the road. Bras in different colors and sizes and panties in every style covered a quarter mile stretch. Several boxes of undies apparently fell off the back of a delivery truck.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.