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Nitwit News – September 17
Nitwit News – September 17

An Italy-based businessman (Pourmohseni Hadi) complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his $160,000 2008 BMW M6. BMW Italy jerked him around and gave him no fix, so he smashed his car with an axe and a sledgehammer in protest. The man took his poorly-running M6 to the Frankfurt Motor Show — the biggest auto show in Germany — and smashed it up with his friend. Check out the video:

A grandmother in England was sent a gun intended for a police station through the mail after an address mix-up. She had been expecting a dog collar in the mail; instead she opened her package to find a gun. The grandmother called the nearby police station and officers came to pick it up.

Monday morning commuters traveling down a busy road in China drove into a very peculiar traffic hazard: a bunch of women’s underwear. One witness said it looked as if it rained lingerie all over the road. Hundreds of sets of women’s underwear covered the road. Bras in different colors and sizes and panties in every style covered a quarter mile stretch. Several boxes of undies apparently fell off the back of a delivery truck.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!