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Nitwit News – September 17
Nitwit News – September 17

An Italy-based businessman (Pourmohseni Hadi) complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his $160,000 2008 BMW M6. BMW Italy jerked him around and gave him no fix, so he smashed his car with an axe and a sledgehammer in protest. The man took his poorly-running M6 to the Frankfurt Motor Show — the biggest auto show in Germany — and smashed it up with his friend. Check out the video:

A grandmother in England was sent a gun intended for a police station through the mail after an address mix-up. She had been expecting a dog collar in the mail; instead she opened her package to find a gun. The grandmother called the nearby police station and officers came to pick it up.

Monday morning commuters traveling down a busy road in China drove into a very peculiar traffic hazard: a bunch of women’s underwear. One witness said it looked as if it rained lingerie all over the road. Hundreds of sets of women’s underwear covered the road. Bras in different colors and sizes and panties in every style covered a quarter mile stretch. Several boxes of undies apparently fell off the back of a delivery truck.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?