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Nitwit News – September 16
Nitwit News – September 16

Weird ClownA police warning has been released because a clown has been scaring the residents of Northampton, England. A man has been dressing up in a full clown costume with make-up, while also carrying red, yellow, white, and blue balloons. The man has been described as having red haired, white white pale face, a bald cap, fake painted on eyebrows, and red lipstick. The Twitter hashtag, #northamptonclown, has also grown in popularity. People from across the town have started to use this to keep residents update of the clown’s whereabouts.

A guy in Michigan told police he came home and saw his roommate doing something to his neighbor. The man got really ticked off and ordered the neighbor to go home. Then the man threatened his roommate with a knife and hit him in the head with a beer can. What was the roommate doing to the neighbor? Cutting his hair.

An Indiana couple said they got a little bloody when they decided to have a zombie-themed wedding during Muncie’s Zombie Walk. Abby Riggs shuffled down the aisle Saturday with blood dripping down her chin and grime tarnishing her once-pristine, white wedding dress. Groom Thomas Ehmer said they had long been interested in zombies and wanted to do something a little different when they tied the knot.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.