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Nitwit News – September 16
Nitwit News – September 16

Weird ClownA police warning has been released because a clown has been scaring the residents of Northampton, England. A man has been dressing up in a full clown costume with make-up, while also carrying red, yellow, white, and blue balloons. The man has been described as having red haired, white white pale face, a bald cap, fake painted on eyebrows, and red lipstick. The Twitter hashtag, #northamptonclown, has also grown in popularity. People from across the town have started to use this to keep residents update of the clown’s whereabouts.

A guy in Michigan told police he came home and saw his roommate doing something to his neighbor. The man got really ticked off and ordered the neighbor to go home. Then the man threatened his roommate with a knife and hit him in the head with a beer can. What was the roommate doing to the neighbor? Cutting his hair.

An Indiana couple said they got a little bloody when they decided to have a zombie-themed wedding during Muncie’s Zombie Walk. Abby Riggs shuffled down the aisle Saturday with blood dripping down her chin and grime tarnishing her once-pristine, white wedding dress. Groom Thomas Ehmer said they had long been interested in zombies and wanted to do something a little different when they tied the knot.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!