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Nitwit News – September 12
Nitwit News – September 12

A Russian man likely will rethink his habit of sleeping with a gun after his pistol discharged and hit him in the shoulder. The wound was not life threatening.

A dog in Spain had to be taken to the vet after eating a Wii video game controller. X-rays taken during surgery revealed a clear image of the controller inside the intestine of the large dog, which is now recovering.

An odor led to a brief evacuation of a building on the Texas A&M campus Monday morning. An employee smelled what they thought was natural gas and pulled the fire alarm. The source of the odor was a ripe banana, found in a third floor trash container.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

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Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

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Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

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What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?