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Nitwit News – September 12
Nitwit News – September 12

A Russian man likely will rethink his habit of sleeping with a gun after his pistol discharged and hit him in the shoulder. The wound was not life threatening.

A dog in Spain had to be taken to the vet after eating a Wii video game controller. X-rays taken during surgery revealed a clear image of the controller inside the intestine of the large dog, which is now recovering.

An odor led to a brief evacuation of a building on the Texas A&M campus Monday morning. An employee smelled what they thought was natural gas and pulled the fire alarm. The source of the odor was a ripe banana, found in a third floor trash container.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!