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Nitwit News – September 10
Nitwit News – September 10

A man with the world’s longest tongue is set to retain his record after it kept growing. Stephen Taylor’s tongue has grown .2 inches since it last made it into the record books in 2009 and is expected to keep growing. It’s currently 3.8 inches. The teaching graduate, from Coventry, England, got to meet Gene Simmons from Kiss, who was left speechless by the size of Taylor’s tongue.

Authorities are accusing a Michigan man of intentionally switching his address with that of his next-door neighbor so he could save his house from demolition. But neighbors the home accidentally torn down called that house an eyesore and are glad it’s gone. As for the house that was supposed to be torn down — it wasn’t saved from the wreckers for long. Crews returned later to demolish it after all.

Remember that poor Ukrainian woman who spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like Barbie? Well, now she has a Pamela Anderson wannabe to commiserate with. A 28-year-old from Liverpool, England, named Carolyn Anderson has shelled out $31,000 to look like the 46-year-old former Baywatch star. Anderson has the super-sized breast implants, the tans, and even the barbed wire tat that Pam has on her left bicep. On two occasions, the DD implants she got actually burst under the heat of the tanning lamps. She’s undergone seven operations to repair them.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.