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Nitwit News – September 10
Nitwit News – September 10

A man with the world’s longest tongue is set to retain his record after it kept growing. Stephen Taylor’s tongue has grown .2 inches since it last made it into the record books in 2009 and is expected to keep growing. It’s currently 3.8 inches. The teaching graduate, from Coventry, England, got to meet Gene Simmons from Kiss, who was left speechless by the size of Taylor’s tongue.

Authorities are accusing a Michigan man of intentionally switching his address with that of his next-door neighbor so he could save his house from demolition. But neighbors the home accidentally torn down called that house an eyesore and are glad it’s gone. As for the house that was supposed to be torn down — it wasn’t saved from the wreckers for long. Crews returned later to demolish it after all.

Remember that poor Ukrainian woman who spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like Barbie? Well, now she has a Pamela Anderson wannabe to commiserate with. A 28-year-old from Liverpool, England, named Carolyn Anderson has shelled out $31,000 to look like the 46-year-old former Baywatch star. Anderson has the super-sized breast implants, the tans, and even the barbed wire tat that Pam has on her left bicep. On two occasions, the DD implants she got actually burst under the heat of the tanning lamps. She’s undergone seven operations to repair them.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?