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Nitwit News – September 10
Nitwit News – September 10

A man with the world’s longest tongue is set to retain his record after it kept growing. Stephen Taylor’s tongue has grown .2 inches since it last made it into the record books in 2009 and is expected to keep growing. It’s currently 3.8 inches. The teaching graduate, from Coventry, England, got to meet Gene Simmons from Kiss, who was left speechless by the size of Taylor’s tongue.

Authorities are accusing a Michigan man of intentionally switching his address with that of his next-door neighbor so he could save his house from demolition. But neighbors the home accidentally torn down called that house an eyesore and are glad it’s gone. As for the house that was supposed to be torn down — it wasn’t saved from the wreckers for long. Crews returned later to demolish it after all.

Remember that poor Ukrainian woman who spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look like Barbie? Well, now she has a Pamela Anderson wannabe to commiserate with. A 28-year-old from Liverpool, England, named Carolyn Anderson has shelled out $31,000 to look like the 46-year-old former Baywatch star. Anderson has the super-sized breast implants, the tans, and even the barbed wire tat that Pam has on her left bicep. On two occasions, the DD implants she got actually burst under the heat of the tanning lamps. She’s undergone seven operations to repair them.

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle reviews Fury

Will there be Oscars in Brad Pitt’s future with new film Fury?

gina

The “Duggar Rules for Raising Teens”

We found a list of their “rules” for their teens and wanted to see what Gina thought.

PODCAST pod

Better When Bleeped!

NBC’s Brian Williams sounds better when bleeps are added.