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Nitwit News – October 4
Nitwit News – October 4

An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to something he left behind at the scene of the crime. Charles Marqull Williams was charged with burglary for allegedly stealing from an Oklahoma City home. Police said the suspect broke into the home, took several items, and used the bathroom before taking off. The unflushed evidence was found at the scene.

Authorities in Florida said a woman accused of fleeing a traffic stop in a pickup truck with stolen license plates tried to climb a tree to elude police. The woman tried to get onto a nearby rooftop. She instead jumped into another tree while police were waiting for a fire department ladder truck. The woman eventually came down.

A Lincoln, Nebraska, man is accused of indecent exposure after allegedly stripping naked in front of a church and crashing a wedding. Police were called called to St. Mary’s Catholic Church about an uninvited man who pulled up in a pickup truck and got out waving lettuce, saying he was there to feed the animals. A wedding goer said the man got back in his truck and drove 150 feet before he stopped and got out, undressed and stood there naked.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.