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Nitwit News – October 29
Nitwit News – October 29

A T-shirt raising awareness for breast cancer got a student suspended from his Moore, Oklahoma, high school. Jeremy Alexander, a junior, got sent home by administrators Friday for his shirt, which read “Twin Peaks” on the front and “save the scenic views” on the back. Roy Smith, the school’s principal, said the shirt was offensive. Alexander was sent home after refusing to take off the shirt. Other students said they thought there was a double standard. The school has sold shirts that say “big or small, save them all,” as well as “save second base.”

In Oakland County, Michigan, a sheriff’s deputy received quite the surprise at about 3 AM when a deer ran into the side of his parked patrol car. There was damage to the bumper, hood, right headlight and the right rear door.

A gang of ducks took over a CVS in upstate New York. The 50 or so ducks were removed from the store without incident.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.