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Nitwit News – October 25
Nitwit News – October 25

Troopers from the Illinois State Police swarmed a Chicago expressway to target people texting while driving. They ended up giving out 135 tickets for distracted driving. But one man was let off with a warning: he wasn’t texting while driving, but rather shaving. A state police spokesman said, “At least it was an electric shaver and not a bowl of water and shaving cream.”

Justin Baker of Boynton Beach, Florida, has been arrested four times this year for selling drugs to undercover police officers. The best part: all four times that he has been arrested, it has been by the same undercover officer.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression