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Nitwit News – October 25
Nitwit News – October 25

Troopers from the Illinois State Police swarmed a Chicago expressway to target people texting while driving. They ended up giving out 135 tickets for distracted driving. But one man was let off with a warning: he wasn’t texting while driving, but rather shaving. A state police spokesman said, “At least it was an electric shaver and not a bowl of water and shaving cream.”

Justin Baker of Boynton Beach, Florida, has been arrested four times this year for selling drugs to undercover police officers. The best part: all four times that he has been arrested, it has been by the same undercover officer.

Interviews & Bits

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

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What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

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You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!

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Andy’s solution for Melissa’s babysitter problems

As usual, Andy’s “advice” was not very helpful…but it was funny!

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Andy lost a stroller

Andy left a pretty nice stroller in Campustown. Have you seen it?

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Nit Wit News Wednesday: A burrito saves the day!

The real question is, when DOESN’T a burrito save the day?