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Nitwit News – October 25
Nitwit News – October 25

Troopers from the Illinois State Police swarmed a Chicago expressway to target people texting while driving. They ended up giving out 135 tickets for distracted driving. But one man was let off with a warning: he wasn’t texting while driving, but rather shaving. A state police spokesman said, “At least it was an electric shaver and not a bowl of water and shaving cream.”

Justin Baker of Boynton Beach, Florida, has been arrested four times this year for selling drugs to undercover police officers. The best part: all four times that he has been arrested, it has been by the same undercover officer.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.