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Nitwit News – October 17
Nitwit News – October 17

A candy thieving mom abandoned her 1-year-old son after she and two other men were caught stealing almost $300 worth of cough drops, gum and mints from a Manhattan, New York, drug store. Michelle Calderon left the tot sitting in his stroller after she and her two accomplices fled from the store when they were spotted on security cameras filling the baby’s stroller with the sweet treats.

A German bride might be reconsidering her decision to say ‘I do’ after her brand new husband forgot her at a gas station on the side of the highway. The newlyweds were on their way home from their honeymoon when they stopped for fuel, and the unnamed man didn’t notice she’d gotten out of their van to hit the restroom. She had been asleep in the back seat when he pulled over. He’d been on the road for 2½ hours before he noticed that she was missing and turned around to pick her up.

After learning that the first two packets of ranch dressing were free but that he would have to pay for a third, a customer at a Seattle area Jack In the Box flew into a rage and attacked another man. The suspect left the store, grumbled something about how he had a knife, climbed onto a purple bike and rode off down the street.

Interviews & Bits

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

gina

Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.