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Nitwit News – October 17
Nitwit News – October 17

A candy thieving mom abandoned her 1-year-old son after she and two other men were caught stealing almost $300 worth of cough drops, gum and mints from a Manhattan, New York, drug store. Michelle Calderon left the tot sitting in his stroller after she and her two accomplices fled from the store when they were spotted on security cameras filling the baby’s stroller with the sweet treats.

A German bride might be reconsidering her decision to say ‘I do’ after her brand new husband forgot her at a gas station on the side of the highway. The newlyweds were on their way home from their honeymoon when they stopped for fuel, and the unnamed man didn’t notice she’d gotten out of their van to hit the restroom. She had been asleep in the back seat when he pulled over. He’d been on the road for 2½ hours before he noticed that she was missing and turned around to pick her up.

After learning that the first two packets of ranch dressing were free but that he would have to pay for a third, a customer at a Seattle area Jack In the Box flew into a rage and attacked another man. The suspect left the store, grumbled something about how he had a knife, climbed onto a purple bike and rode off down the street.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!