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Nitwit News – October 16
Nitwit News – October 16

When police arrived at Aisha Clark’s Florida apartment, they asked if she knew why they were there. She allegedly laughed, picked up her iPad, and showed them her recently posted Instagram picture: it showed her “dangling” her baby over her apartment balcony. Apparently some of her friends had seen the picture and called the cops who. After her arrest, Clark allegedly fumed, “I can do what I want with my baby. Nobody can stop me.”

An officer in Miramar, Florida, stopped Lisset Llauro after seeing her run over plastic lane markers. Llauro seemed disoriented, smelled of alcohol, and had slurred speech. She was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. The location of the offense was the student pick up line at her child’s elementary school.

Frank Laviguer’s alleged month-long spree of bank robberies came to an abrupt end as he was making his getaway from a bank in Portland, Oregon. He bank robbing days ended because he came out of the bank to discover he had left the keys to his getaway car behind. Laviguer ran off on foot, and police chased him into a nearby office building, where they found him hiding behind a drinking fountain.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression