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Nitwit News – November 6
Nitwit News – November 6

In Florida, a fight over where a man parked to go fishing. The altercation began with an exchange of words, then became physical, before the victim was stabbed once in the back and again in the right side with an ice pick. David Christner, age 58, is accused of the stabbing and is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Florida deputies say they tracked down a man who broke into and burglarized a house after he left his cellphone on the kitchen counter. But the story gets better. An investigator who responded to the scene picked up the phone when it started ringing and the word “Mom” appeared on the incoming caller screen. He asked the woman on the other end who the phone belonged to, and she said her son, Derek Codd.

A Massachusetts man is arguing that it’s his right as a citizen to take all the upskirt shots he wants while riding public transportation. Michael Robertson has decided to make a federal case of his perviness. He claims that the First Amendment protects his right to snap obscene pics. He’s even got a lady lawyer representing him.

… You think that’s weird, I once knew a guy whose hobby was to wear a kilt in public and take upskirt photos of himself.


Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard