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Nitwit News – November 5
Nitwit News – November 5

After a road accident in Bogota, Colombia, police detained the suspect — a donkey named Maddy. A motorcycle crashed into Maddy and when there are road accidents with injuries, the vehicles involved are always impounded. In this case both the motorcycle and the donkey were impounded.

A man in Russia was cooking when his cat knocked a loaded gun off the counter. The gun discharged and a bullet struck the man. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Here’s a fun fact from the Genessee County, Michigan, jail. Authorities reported that on Halloween night there were exactly 666 people jailed.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.