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Nitwit News – November 5
Nitwit News – November 5

After a road accident in Bogota, Colombia, police detained the suspect — a donkey named Maddy. A motorcycle crashed into Maddy and when there are road accidents with injuries, the vehicles involved are always impounded. In this case both the motorcycle and the donkey were impounded.

A man in Russia was cooking when his cat knocked a loaded gun off the counter. The gun discharged and a bullet struck the man. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Here’s a fun fact from the Genessee County, Michigan, jail. Authorities reported that on Halloween night there were exactly 666 people jailed.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression