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Nitwit News – November 4
Nitwit News – November 4

It appears the Bigfoot craze is back, with scientists claiming to have found evidence that the creature actually exists, only to discover it was bear hair. But that isn’t stopping avid hunters from trying to find the mythical Bigfoot. Three Bigfoot hunters in Oklahoma were arrested after one got shot in the back. The three had claimed they were searching for Bigfoot Saturday night. One of them said he heard a noise, jerked his gun, and accidentally shot his friend in the back. The man shot is expected to survive.

His intent was to pick raspberries. Instead, an 80-year-old in Russia ended up brawling with a bear. The octogenerian said the animal behaved aggressively, but the old man fought back, kicking and headbutting with enough force to knock it off balance — which, of course, irritated the bear. So much so, in fact, that the animal “tossed him off a cliff and sauntered away.” The man, who sustained bruises, bite wounds, and four broken ribs, was hospitalized briefly.

Police reported Sunday that someone burglarized an occupied home near Newport, Pennsylvania, around 2:30 AM Saturday. The only thing taken was a pack of cigarettes.

 

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