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Nitwit News – November 4
Nitwit News – November 4

It appears the Bigfoot craze is back, with scientists claiming to have found evidence that the creature actually exists, only to discover it was bear hair. But that isn’t stopping avid hunters from trying to find the mythical Bigfoot. Three Bigfoot hunters in Oklahoma were arrested after one got shot in the back. The three had claimed they were searching for Bigfoot Saturday night. One of them said he heard a noise, jerked his gun, and accidentally shot his friend in the back. The man shot is expected to survive.

His intent was to pick raspberries. Instead, an 80-year-old in Russia ended up brawling with a bear. The octogenerian said the animal behaved aggressively, but the old man fought back, kicking and headbutting with enough force to knock it off balance — which, of course, irritated the bear. So much so, in fact, that the animal “tossed him off a cliff and sauntered away.” The man, who sustained bruises, bite wounds, and four broken ribs, was hospitalized briefly.

Police reported Sunday that someone burglarized an occupied home near Newport, Pennsylvania, around 2:30 AM Saturday. The only thing taken was a pack of cigarettes.

 

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression