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Nitwit News – November 27
Nitwit News – November 27

Nathan Baron of Maine was sitting in a chair in the woods on Saturday, hunting. After a while he ate his lunch. Then nature called. Luckily, Nathan was hunting right across the road from his family’s home. He walked out of the woods, got on his four-wheeler and zipped home. Another thing he did: He leaned his rifle against the tree, next to the chair he had been sitting in. And when he got back, he couldn’t find the gun. So he began looking around in the woods. There was a stream that was running about 100 feet away from him. When he looked he spotted a beaver hauling his rifle into the water. Nathan said he really didn’t know what to do at that point. He was mad, but he started laughing because it was funny. Nathan says the beaver and the gun went under and that was it.

Two suspected beer thieves were arrested and booked for burglary in Orange County, California, after they were caught trying to evade police by scaling down from the 10th floor of their Santa hotel. The men are accused of stealing four cases of beer from a Mobil gas station. The men supposedly first stole beer at 5:20 PM Saturday and then came back for two more cases an hour later. After the second alleged theft a clerk followed the men and saw them enter a nearby Embassy Suites. He promptly alerted authorities.

A man was arrested Saturday in San Francisco after allegedly seriously injuring another man who peed on his carpet. The victim was found in a world of pain on the sidewalk and taken to a hospital. The suspect was jailed.

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