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Nitwit News – November 18
Nitwit News – November 18

A man in Flint, Michigan, told police he and his wife returned to their home one evening and found the back door kicked in. When the husband and wife went further into their home they found the man’s ex-girlfriend asleep in their bed. The man then yelled at his ex and she awoke cursing and allegedly said, “I’m going to get you.” To make matters worse, the ex bit the man on the arm before fleeing the scene. To prove she’d been there, the man took a picture of the woman sleeping in the bed and showed it to police.

A couple in Ireland got married just outside a public restroom at a library. They met at the very spot where they married when he was on his way out of the men’s room and she was on her way into the women’s. He lingered after she went in and had enough time to muster up the courage to ask her if she’d have coffee with him.

An Australian man’s sweet tooth proved to be his undoing. He broke into a bakery where he grabbed what cash he could find and, on his way out, picked up a donut and took a bite out of it, leaving the uneaten half behind. Unfortunately, the store’s security camera recorded the whole thing. And even more unfortunately for him, the cops were able to positively identify him by the DNA that he left behind on the donut.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression