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Nitwit News – November 15
Nitwit News – November 15

Police in North Carolina are searching for a man whose gun accidentally fired during a conversation about the Second Amendment at a store. Wilkesboro police said the unidentified man was engaged in a discussion about the Second Amendment and gun rights at a GNC nutritition store when he took out his gun to show an employee and accidentally fired off a round. The bullet took out a printer.

Police were called out to a wedding reception in Russia after a stunt went wrong. A magician at the reception had handcuffed the couple together as part of a trick — and then couldn’t free them.

A Minnesota man said thieves made off with dozens of pigeons. Forty five birds belonging to the man and his younger brother were stolen from lofts in the back yard of their father’s home. The man estimated the total worth of the lost birds at about $20,000, including a $10,000 price tag for a bird named The Godfather. He said the bird commanded such a high price tag because he was a reliable breeder and the son of Rambo, a champion homing pigeon that raced in Belgium and was worth $58,000.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.