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Nitwit News – November 12
Nitwit News – November 12

An Australian man was mowing long grass when he ran over something solid. He kicked away the brown lump but later ran over it again. It wasn’t until he picked it up that he discovered what it was. The man put it down and went to the house to call the police. Police cordoned off the property and called a bomb disposal unit. It was a World War II grenade.

A man on the run from authorities in Japan was found curled up in an unusual location. After receiving a tip that he might be in his girlfriend’s apartment, police searched high and low. Eventually they found him hiding inside the shell of an old-school floor model television. The girlfriend was also arrested since cops had to unscrew the back of the TV case to get to him.

A man in a Spider-Man suit spent several hours on a rooftop balcony atop a courthouse in Brazil, protesting a divorce case. Police initially said they planned to ignore the man until he came down. But as darkness approached they decided to entice him down with a face-to-face meeting with the judge in his case.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.