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Nitwit News – November 12
Nitwit News – November 12

An Australian man was mowing long grass when he ran over something solid. He kicked away the brown lump but later ran over it again. It wasn’t until he picked it up that he discovered what it was. The man put it down and went to the house to call the police. Police cordoned off the property and called a bomb disposal unit. It was a World War II grenade.

A man on the run from authorities in Japan was found curled up in an unusual location. After receiving a tip that he might be in his girlfriend’s apartment, police searched high and low. Eventually they found him hiding inside the shell of an old-school floor model television. The girlfriend was also arrested since cops had to unscrew the back of the TV case to get to him.

A man in a Spider-Man suit spent several hours on a rooftop balcony atop a courthouse in Brazil, protesting a divorce case. Police initially said they planned to ignore the man until he came down. But as darkness approached they decided to entice him down with a face-to-face meeting with the judge in his case.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!