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Nitwit News – November 11
Nitwit News – November 11

The North Carolina Dept. of Transportation last Wednesday warned drivers to stay clear of rain, female drivers, and Obamacare. During a routine test of the signs that alert drivers along North Carolina freeways, a technology contractor sent the warning out. The test message — which wasn’t meant to be displayed — read: “A high severity incident has been added of I-40 Eastbound. Vehicle accident: Women drivers, rain and Obama Care.”

One man had an interesting weapon of choice to assault two people in Flint, Michigan, last week. A 17-year-old woman and 39-year-old man told police the suspect assaulted them. He was punching them and then grabbed a potato peeler and tried to go after them with that. For good measure, he then assaulted two police officers. No one was seriously injured. He should be punished by being forced to peel potatoes.

A burglar in Wales who evaded police for seven years was caught after he appeared in his local paper for a ‘Win a Wedding’ contest. Vincent Condron was hauled before a judge after a police officer recognized a picture of him with his fiance. Condron has been sentenced to a community service in 2006 for burglary and shoplifting but had failed to comply. He fled to Ireland for awhile, then returned to Wales where he met his future wife — and posed for the contest photo.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

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Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

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What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!