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Nitwit News – November 1
Nitwit News – November 1

A Colorado couple discovered that their Honda Element was torn apart by vandals and thieves. A delivery driver knocked on their door Tuesday and alerted them to the destruction that happened to their vehicle during the night. The vandals were bears seen in the area recently. The animals may have been attracted by a package of gum and some mints.

A Bismarck, North Dakota, man is facing drug charges after police responded to a report of a possible assault and discovered a bunch of drugs, paraphernalia, and $40,000 cash. The man (Christopher Loeppke) told officers the cash was from 12 years of mowing lawns.

A Georgia school bus driver liked one of her 12-year-old passengers so much that she decided to keep her instead of dropping her at the bus stop. Cheryl Rodgers was at home on Tuesday afternoon when her 13-year-old daughter walked into the house and informed her that her little sister was still on the school bus and that the driver wanted to speak with her. When Rodgers went outside, the bus had already driven off. Fearing the worst, Rodgers hopped in her car to chase the bus and called 911. A deputy stopped the bus two miles from the Rodgers home, well off of its route. Officials identified 50-year-old Jennifer Cornelia Foster as the driver. Rodgers said the bus driver was full of excuses. The school district has suspended Foster while the incident is under investigation.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.