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Nitwit News – May 8
Nitwit News – May 8

Fort Pierce, Florida, police went to a home and spoke to 60-year-old Yeteva McCollum, who said her son called her a bad name. McCollum said she tossed a full glass of Kool-Aid at her son, hitting him on his head and body. McCollum’s 33-year-old son told police he was in the kitchen washing dishes when his mom started a verbal altercation. He said she threw the Kool-Aid and ran in her bedroom. He said he heard a noise when she ran in, and that she came out with a swollen lip. He said he believes she banged into bunk beds, causing the swollen lip.

A scooter rider was caught on camera falling off his vehicle — and then sliding right into an open manhole. The slapstick accident, filmed on a police vehicle’s dashboard camera, happened after the scooter rider tried to pass a car. He walked away — after climbing out — with minor injuries.

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Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.