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Nitwit News – May 7
Nitwit News – May 7

New York City cops have come pounding on the door of James Jordan Sr.’s home four times in the last year. Each time, they search the place, leaving it a mess. Once they even arrested Jordan’s son, James Jr., on a weapons possession charge that was eventually thrown out. But in each raid, they never find James Jordan Sr., who they say is evading capture on an outstanding warrant. There’s a good reason that the senior Jordan is never at the Brooklyn home when the cops arrive. Or any other time: he’s been dead for eight years.

… Jordan Sr., who was employed as a security guard, died of diabetes complications on March 17, 2006. But that fact has failed to discourage the New York cops from raiding his home more than dozen times since then.

Attendees at a Salt Lake City, Utah, wedding were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn. An officer was summoned to the church by a wedding guest who ran into the road to stop a passing police cruiser. The officer approached the couple, who were laying on the church lawn get their sexy on. Their 56- and 60-year-old sexy.

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