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Nitwit News – May 14
Nitwit News – May 14

WBC heavyweight champion Deontay Wilder has won 31 consecutive decisions by knockout. Needless to say it was widely assumed he would defeat his latest opponent: Charlie Zelenoff, a YouTube troll who boasts about his boxing skills and has allegedly been harassing Wilder and his family for three years. Wilder squared off against Zelenoff last week after the notorious YouTube loudmouth challenged him to a fight. Zelenoff was repeatedly taken down by Wilder. Zelenoff — known for claiming 28 professional knockouts, but actually having little to no pro boxing experience — claims he was caught off-guard and that Wilder “just got lucky.”

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In England (Middle Chedworth) a man was hit by a vehicle traveling at around two miles an hour after an argument. Police are asking for information and say the man suffered from bruises as a result of the incident. He is currently the subject of a restraining order and required to keep away from certain members of his family. It is believed that he knew the woman driving the car.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.