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Nitwit News – March 7
Nitwit News – March 7

More than 20 police vehicles and a Dallas, Texas, SWAT team went to an apartment building where a woman had fled with injuries. Two schools went into lockdown; there were armed personnel vehicles, ambulances, fire trucks, and an incident command post. Media helicopters were urged to back off. An officer using a loudspeaker shouted at the apartment door, “Do what’s right. We are not going away!” But the suspects, believed to be armed, did not emerge. The standoff continued for six hours. Finally, police burst into the apartment. It was empty.

A man protesting against ‘The System’ used a spatula to stuff feces into the money slots of cash machines in a western French city. Managers at five banks in the city of Brest came to work this week to find that someone had tried to make a rather foul deposit. A total of 17 machines had their cash slots force-fed fecal matter by a 53-year-old suspect.

When a woman found out her husband was cheating on her, she decided to hit him and his mistress where it hurts: right in the local Walmart. Beverly Rolston told police she made posters showing her husband having sex with a former friend of hers, and then put them at the Middletown, Ohio, store where the woman worked. On each one, she wrote “Hide your Husbands!”

Interviews & Bits

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews Guardians of the Galaxy

Willie Waffle reviews Guardians of the Galaxy and Get On Up.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce: Can We Do Citizen’s Arrests?

Can people in Champaign do a citizen’s arrest?

PODCAST pod

Pee Tree: For Kids Who Want to Pee Outdoors

One of our listeners called to say they have a pee tree in their yard

PODCAST pod

Willie Reviews 3 New Movies

Willie Waffle reviews Hercules, Lucy and And So It Goes.

gina

Gina: Is It OK To Delete Stuff Off DVR

Is it OK for Melissa to delete stuff off the DVR without telling her husband?

PODCAST pod

Andy Calls WIXY To Quit

Hear what happens when Andy calls the station to say he’s quitting.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Reviews 3 New Films

Willie Waffle reviews Planes: Fire & Rescue, Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce and the Local Flooding

Sgt. Bruce was on duty Saturday, July 12, when WIXY Country got 5+ inches of rain.