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Nitwit News – March 7
Nitwit News – March 7

More than 20 police vehicles and a Dallas, Texas, SWAT team went to an apartment building where a woman had fled with injuries. Two schools went into lockdown; there were armed personnel vehicles, ambulances, fire trucks, and an incident command post. Media helicopters were urged to back off. An officer using a loudspeaker shouted at the apartment door, “Do what’s right. We are not going away!” But the suspects, believed to be armed, did not emerge. The standoff continued for six hours. Finally, police burst into the apartment. It was empty.

A man protesting against ‘The System’ used a spatula to stuff feces into the money slots of cash machines in a western French city. Managers at five banks in the city of Brest came to work this week to find that someone had tried to make a rather foul deposit. A total of 17 machines had their cash slots force-fed fecal matter by a 53-year-old suspect.

When a woman found out her husband was cheating on her, she decided to hit him and his mistress where it hurts: right in the local Walmart. Beverly Rolston told police she made posters showing her husband having sex with a former friend of hers, and then put them at the Middletown, Ohio, store where the woman worked. On each one, she wrote “Hide your Husbands!”

Interviews & Bits

Randy Houser

Randy Houser talks turkey with Ho Co

Randy and Andy talk turkeys, kids and ipads, and sexting. See Randy at Fluid Event Center November 29th!

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Willie reviews Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 1

Gives it 2 1/2 and says it looks good but lacks the action we’re hoping for.

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Nitwit News November 19

The video above is one I mention in Nitwit News. Click the play button below to hear today’s Nitwit News

Sgt. Bruce

The stresses of being a cop

Sgt. Bruce talks about some of the hardest parts about being a police officer.

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Dumb and Dumber To is just ok

the sequel gets 1 1/2 Waffles