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Nitwit News – March 25
Nitwit News – March 25

March Madness apparently came early for a 33-year-old man after police say he drank $80 worth of alcohol, set a trash can on fire and punched 2 men in the face at a South Daytona, Florida, bar. Police say Jason A. Buchanan ordered 10 shots of Jagermeister at the bar and drank them all on his own, one right after another.

A 51-year-old Wichita, Kansas, man kicked the door in to an apartment, punched his friend in the head and took his friend’s roommate’s shih tzu. But he tripped and fell as he was leaving the apartment, hit his head on a railing, then got up again and fled. Officers responding to the friend’s 911 call found him shortly after the break-in.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

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gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

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gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.