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Nitwit News – March 19
Nitwit News – March 19

A 31-year-old woman is accused of biting off part of her ex-boyfriend’s ear. The woman became ‘enraged” when he mentioned her medications. According to the ex-boyfriend, Danielle Nebelung “laughed with my ear in her mouth” after the incident. Nebelung was charged with aggravated assault.

A UK man is currently texting the entire works of Shakespeare to a fraudulent online vendor who refused to send him the PS3 he’d purchased. It all started when 24-year-old Edd Joseph paid $130 for a PS3 on the classified ad site Gumtree, and the seller never delivered it to him. Feeling really helpless, Joseph started brainstorming ways he could get back at the person who’d ripped him off. What he came up with was a really long text message. Joseph copied and pasted the Shakespear play Macbeth into his phone’s text message field and set it off to his scammer. Because of a 160 character text limit, Macbeth was brocken down into over 17,000 text messages. Basically, the fraudster’s phone hasn’t stopped buzzing for the past week. Joseph will reportedly send Shakespeare’s remaining works over the next few days.

Interviews & Bits

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!