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Nitwit News – March 18
Nitwit News – March 18

An upstate New York man (Oneonta) faces charges after New York State Police say he was arrested twice in the same morning for driving while intoxicated. Zachary J. Boynton was arrested at 12:56 AM on Sunday at a McDonald’s after he drove into a car that was in front of him at the drive-through. He was issued tickets and turned over to a sober friend. At 5:16 AM on Sunday, police arrived to the same McDonald’s on a report someone had hit the building with a car, then fled the scene.

A woman who claimed she had the devil inside her drove a car through the doors of a church, then stabbed her husband in the chest when he showed up to check on her. She said God told her to do it. Stephanie Hamman crashed through the Church Hill, Tennessee, church, then called her husband, Stephen, for help. He found her lying in front of the altar with a large kitchen knife, which she planted in his chest. Stephen Hamman made it home, removed the knife, and called police for help.

… Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings. She also said God told her she needed to “get in the church,” a command she apparently took very literally.

… As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for “worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol.”

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!