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Nitwit News – March 12
Nitwit News – March 12

A groom on his honeymoon got into a drunken argument with his bride aboard a flight from Atlanta to Costa Rica, forcing the Delta Air Lines aircraft to make an emergency landing on Grand Cayman island on Sunday night. The man was escorted from the flight by Cayman Islands police after it landed. The bride remained aboard for the flight to San Jose, Costa Rica.

Robert Kiefer of Akron, Ohio, was apparently waiting for a check in the mail. When he saw the postman on the street, he was upset that the check still hadn’t arrived — and allegedly attacked the carrier. Kiefer grabbed the mailman’s dog repellant and shot the carrier in the eyes, and bit his legs several times. When police arrived to assist the letter carrier, Kiefer allegedly attacked them, too, so the officers sprayed him with their pepper spray.

Police in Tempe, Arizona, arrested a man who allegedly stole a city bus from the transit center and crashed it into a wall Tuesday morning.

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