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Nitwit News – March 10
Nitwit News – March 10

Security video cameras captured a man robbing a thrift store in Australia. The man was wearing nothing but a G-string. The confident robber entered the second-hand shop and stole a Batman costume.

A kitten has a few lives left after being rescued from the engine compartment of a car in Weston, Florida. A woman found the cat under the hood of her white Mercedes. She thought the kitten had been stuck in the engine for about three hours when she called for help. Firefighters worked for about 30 minutes to coax the kitten out. It was tucked in a void on the driver’s side between the fender and wheel well. Firefighters tried several approaches to free the kitten without success. Then they used a little bit of water pressure from a fire extinguisher to try to prod the kitten out.

Interviews & Bits

Sgt. Bruce

Sgt. Bruce on Local Nitwits

We asked Sgt. Bruce to share some stories of local knuckleheads and nitwits.

PODCAST pod

Willie Waffle Doesn’t Like The Identical

To celebrate 20 years Forest Gump is back in theaters — and it’s on IMAX. There’s also a new movie called The Identical.

gina

Gina Talks About Bad Marital Advice

Life coach Gina says we should ignore this marital advice.

PODCAST pod

Waffle Reviews November Man & As Above/So Below

Movie guy Willie Waffle gave one movie 1 out of 4 and the other 0 out of 4!

Sgt. Bruce and Cop Cameras

Champaign police cars have cameras. How do they work and will the police be wearing cameras soon?  

gina

How to Tell Someone They Smell

We asked life coach Gina how to tell someone they stink or have bad breath.

PODCAST pod

We TRIED to do the Ice Bucket Challenge

We were ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge … and planning to challenge a local “celebrity”. Then the U of I…

Sylvester Stallone

Expendables 3 and The Giver not good

Willie gives E3 one and a half “waffles” and The Giver just one.