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Nitwit News – June 4
Nitwit News – June 4

The residents of Forest Hills, Pennsylvania, are keeping one eye on the skies after a local resident was knocked unconscious by an especially aggressive neighborhood hawk. Eileen Bridge was washing her car when she was “dive-bombed” by what is believed to be a red-tailed hawk. The bird knocked her down and she suffered lacerations to her scalp and ear, along with a wicked shiner. Bridge’s husband also had a close encounter with the hawk just a few days earlier as he was crossing their yard. The hawk is likely one of a pair that nested in a pine tree behind the Bridge’s home this spring.

An garage owner in Scotland (Edinburgh ) has apologized for staging a fake murder scene on Google Street View. Police visited Dan Thompson following a complaint by someone who spotted the hoax online. After spotting the Google camera car from a distance the mechanic laid on the road while his colleague stood over him with a pick axe handle. Thompson said, “There are pictures of men on Google flashing their bums but we thought we would be more classy.”

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

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Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?

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Andy’s stroller update

Many people have seen Andy’s stroller that he lost in Campustown, but it still hasn’t been located

PODCAST pod

You’re lying about flossing

And if you say you aren’t lying, you’re lying about lying!