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Nitwit News – June 4
Nitwit News – June 4

The residents of Forest Hills, Pennsylvania, are keeping one eye on the skies after a local resident was knocked unconscious by an especially aggressive neighborhood hawk. Eileen Bridge was washing her car when she was “dive-bombed” by what is believed to be a red-tailed hawk. The bird knocked her down and she suffered lacerations to her scalp and ear, along with a wicked shiner. Bridge’s husband also had a close encounter with the hawk just a few days earlier as he was crossing their yard. The hawk is likely one of a pair that nested in a pine tree behind the Bridge’s home this spring.

An garage owner in Scotland (Edinburgh ) has apologized for staging a fake murder scene on Google Street View. Police visited Dan Thompson following a complaint by someone who spotted the hoax online. After spotting the Google camera car from a distance the mechanic laid on the road while his colleague stood over him with a pick axe handle. Thompson said, “There are pictures of men on Google flashing their bums but we thought we would be more classy.”

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse