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Nitwit News – June 3
Nitwit News – June 3

Rosie the Puppy, a three-month-old German Shepherd, gets a little overexcited sometimes. And every now and then, she causes a bit of trouble for her human companion. Like Sunday, for example, when she jumped on the gas pedal of John Costello’s Dodge Neon and drove it straight into the nearest body of water. No one was hurt, not even Rosie. Costello and a nearby Good Samaritan leaped into the pond in Canton, Massachusetts, and pulled the rambunctious puppy out of the water before the car sank below the surface.

It was around 2:15 a.m., and Dunwoody, Georgia, police officer Alvin Rodriguez was on patrol when another car smashed into him, and then drove off. Rodriguez, who was not injured, pursued the offending car and when it pulled over he asked the driver for his license. Damon Tobias Exum apparently needed Rodriguez to hold something for him so he could pull out his wallet: his beer. Sure enough, a police spokesman says, Exum was “heavily intoxicated” and totally unaware that he had collided with the officer’s patrol car.

Interviews & Bits

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!

Showbiz Smackdown Thursday

Dave from Rossville played “Who’s that Gary Guy?” in one of the final Showbiz Smackdowns!

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Nitwit News Thursday- Darth Vader robs a credit union

A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank and Melissa does her best Vader impression