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Nitwit News – July 30
Nitwit News – July 30

An Oregon man allegedly armed himself with a baseball bat to rob a store. When Derrick Mosley smashed a display case with his bat, the manager of Discount Gun Sales pulled his own firearm. Cops found Mosley cowering on the floor.

A 20-year-old Florida man allegedly punched and kicked two store employees after stealing a small bag of chips. When deputies arrested Benjamin Barber he told them his mother had predicted that he’d end up behind bars.

In Georgia, a 7-foot tall KFC bucket showed up on Aleena Headrick’s front yard. No one knows where it came from — although it’s pretty obvious it probably once sat at the top of a large pole as a form of advertising. The owner of the home Headrick rents says he plans to mount it on it a pole also.

A 23-year-old British woman convinced her doctors that she needed taxpayer-funded breast-enhancement surgery to boost her, um, sagging mental health. Now the woman is unhappy with having gone from a 32A to a 36DD — and wants to sue the doctors for making them too big. She says she didn’t ask for 36DD and that she would have been happier with a B cup.

Interviews & Bits

blowdart injury

What weird way did you injure yourself?

One woman broke her toe after tripping over her lawn mower

baby

Andy’s Missing Stroller: another update

Andy may have “donated” his stroller to a homeless woman

cat

Steve teaches us a new term

What IS wildcat scattering? Steve explains…

bear_display

Willie Waffle reviews Ted 2 and Max

If you liked the first Ted, you’ll probably enjoy the 2nd one.

money pile

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?

Andy left his really nice stroller in Campustown this week! What have you lost?