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Nitwit News – July 30
Nitwit News – July 30

An Oregon man allegedly armed himself with a baseball bat to rob a store. When Derrick Mosley smashed a display case with his bat, the manager of Discount Gun Sales pulled his own firearm. Cops found Mosley cowering on the floor.

A 20-year-old Florida man allegedly punched and kicked two store employees after stealing a small bag of chips. When deputies arrested Benjamin Barber he told them his mother had predicted that he’d end up behind bars.

In Georgia, a 7-foot tall KFC bucket showed up on Aleena Headrick’s front yard. No one knows where it came from — although it’s pretty obvious it probably once sat at the top of a large pole as a form of advertising. The owner of the home Headrick rents says he plans to mount it on it a pole also.

A 23-year-old British woman convinced her doctors that she needed taxpayer-funded breast-enhancement surgery to boost her, um, sagging mental health. Now the woman is unhappy with having gone from a 32A to a 36DD — and wants to sue the doctors for making them too big. She says she didn’t ask for 36DD and that she would have been happier with a B cup.

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