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Nitwit News – July 30
Nitwit News – July 30

An Oregon man allegedly armed himself with a baseball bat to rob a store. When Derrick Mosley smashed a display case with his bat, the manager of Discount Gun Sales pulled his own firearm. Cops found Mosley cowering on the floor.

A 20-year-old Florida man allegedly punched and kicked two store employees after stealing a small bag of chips. When deputies arrested Benjamin Barber he told them his mother had predicted that he’d end up behind bars.

In Georgia, a 7-foot tall KFC bucket showed up on Aleena Headrick’s front yard. No one knows where it came from — although it’s pretty obvious it probably once sat at the top of a large pole as a form of advertising. The owner of the home Headrick rents says he plans to mount it on it a pole also.

A 23-year-old British woman convinced her doctors that she needed taxpayer-funded breast-enhancement surgery to boost her, um, sagging mental health. Now the woman is unhappy with having gone from a 32A to a 36DD — and wants to sue the doctors for making them too big. She says she didn’t ask for 36DD and that she would have been happier with a B cup.

Interviews & Bits

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Greybies Are Coming in November

Moms will be giving birth to “greybies” in November.

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Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

Willie Waffle Reviews Get Hard and Home

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WIXY welcomes Alan Jones with the Champaign Co. Sheriff’s Office

Sgt. Bruce had the day off for more police training so we talked to Alan Jones, the Chief Deputy for the Champaign County Sheriff’s Office about their new body cameras

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Nitwit News Tuesday – Man fired for tattoo

Not just any tattoo…his said ISIS. He swears it’s an ex’s name.

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Good News Friday- How do you live to 104?

You have to have the right “Dr.”

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Nitwit News Friday- The lawyer is also a criminal

You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer is caught with pot at the courthouse

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Willie Waffle reviews Insurgent and The Gunman

Willie REALLY didn’t like Divergent, so what does he think of the next film in the trilogy?

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Stupid Study of the Week

Kids are eating like crap; too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits, veggies and whole grains. DUH!